A female class teacher was
having a problem with a boy in
her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should
be in Primary 4. I am smarter
than my sister and she's in
Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough
and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the
boy with some questions from
Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions
right. The principal told the
Madam to send the boy to
Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her
own questions and the principal
agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? (The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge) Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. (The principal was looking restless) Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first. Boy: Wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: Jesus! Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Jesus!! Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got half of the answers wrong. Read the questions again and give me your own answers.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? (The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge) Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. (The principal was looking restless) Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first. Boy: Wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: Jesus! Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Jesus!! Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got half of the answers wrong. Read the questions again and give me your own answers.
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