A female class teacher was
having a problem with a boy in
her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should
be in Primary 4. I am smarter
than my sister and she's in
Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough
and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the
boy with some questions from
Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions
right. The principal told the
Madam to send the boy to
Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her
own questions and the principal
agreed.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
We’ve injected N2.419tn into economy —FG
Kemi Adeosun |
The Federal Government has injected over N2.419tn into the economy out of the total of N6.06tn budgeted for 2016, according to its 2017-2019 Medium Term Expenditure Framework and Fiscal Strategy Paper.
Monday, October 10, 2016
Policeman escorts robbery suspects to sell loot
Afeez Hanafi
The Lagos State Police Command has arrested two members of a robbery gang for allegedly attacking a polythene producing company in Alibaba, in the Isashi area of the state, stealing a raw material evaluated at N6.4m.
How BVN exposed corrupt judges arrested by DSS
– Sources within the Department of State Security (DSS) have revealed that the implemented Bank Verification Number (BVN) was responsible for its operative to trace several millions to alleged corrupt judges
– DSS access to the bank accounts of the detained judges revealed that they had been taking bribes from many sources in the discharge of their duties but used the names and pictures of their wives, children and siblings to open such banks account.
– DSS access to the bank accounts of the detained judges revealed that they had been taking bribes from many sources in the discharge of their duties but used the names and pictures of their wives, children and siblings to open such banks account.
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